The Urban Dictionary, a fascinating artifact of the interwebz tells us, that among other things, a steely dan is a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezer. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.
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No. 5 — Steely Dan is the name of a sex toy. The name was taken from a strap-on-dildo, named Steely Dan III from Yokohama, that was mentioned in William S. Burroughs’ novel Naked Lunch.
As any annoying literature nerd who got way too into fiction by Beat Generation writers back in college will tell you, Steely Dan was the name of not one, but a succession of three sex toys in the bad acid trip of a novel Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs (pictured above). "Steely Dan III from Yokohama" is the product used by the characters in the book that inspired the name of your dad's favorite band.
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After a little googling, I found this charming page about the history of sex toys, which includes a picture of an actual Steely Dan. (Both links NSFW, obviously. They open in new windows.) From the same page: the original cockrings were made from goat eyelids, with the lashes left intact to tickle the clittle. Is that sexxxay or what?
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Steely Dan named themselves after a sex toy mentioned in the novel 'Naked Lunch' by William Burroughs.
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Steely Dan co-founder Walter Becker died at his New York City home aged 67 on September 3. His widow, Delia Becker, revealed Thursday that he was suffering from a severe form of esophegeal cancer ...